Simple and plain… A compilation of the things people do that ‘urk’ me…

And for those that may become offended by this post, please accept my sincerest… “GET OVER IT!” Both Mac and PC have that nifty “x” button up top… Close the page if you don’t like it… Or write your own blog!!!

The Hate List

In no particular order…

-Those people that get SO upset when someone says “conversate”… So it’s not a word… Who cares. Neither are half the colloquialisms we use daily!!! GET OVER IT!!! You know what the person means!!!

-People who quote biblical verses as a status message on one of the 50 billion social networks on Monday and then on Thursday they are “cussin” out their ex-boyfriend/girlfriend with every explicative in the book on the status message…

-These particular directors that put the same handful of actors in every single movie they make while millions of highly qualified actors go hungry…

-These people that expect Obama to make the U.S. some Utopian society in the short time he’s been in office, especially when the U.S. just spent two terms under someone not even fit to lead a kindergarten field trip, let alone a country.

-How Canadians put a “u” in so many words… ColoUr, HonoUr, OdoUr… and whats up with “centre???” (I’m kidding Canada, lol, just making fun of my girlfriend, who is Canadian… “Ey”, lol)

-Shows like the Hills or the City (DISCLAIMER: MY GIRLFRIEND MADE ME WATCH IT!!! HONEST!!!!) How is it possible to be so filthy rich from not doing ANY work to get that way (parents) and to still make EVERYTHING so trivial???

-”End of the World Movies”… So how many times can everything blow up and the world come to a cataclysmic end??? I just watched “2012″ and I actually forgot at one point and thought I was watching “The Day After Tomorrow” or was it “Independence Day”? Could have been “The Day the Earth Stood Still”. Or maybe it was “War Of The Worlds”…

-Facebook!!!

-When someone in traffic has at least two car lengths in front of them in the other lane, but speed up when they see your blinker on for no other reason but to not let you in front of them even though the are ALREADY going slower than you.

-People driving slower than the rest of traffic… IN THE FAST LANE!!!!

-How people in obviously unhealthy relationships or not in one at all seem to have the most advice on how you should handle your own relationship with the same approach to relationships they use…

-All the “MobWars” and other social network games notification. A small percentage of the reason I got off Facebook was that I was tired of seeing “Fred wants you to join his mafia family!!!” “John wants you to join his mafia family!!!”, etc etc…

-How much the U.S. complains about national debt… Then pays a basketball player 20 Million and the PRESIDENT OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY less than half a million… Let’s see… The president has the power to start a nuclear holocaust and LeBron James (talented as he may be) can dunk… Hmmm….

-CHRISTMAS SHOPPERS!!! WOULD IT KILL YA TO LOOK UP AS YOU WALK!?!?!?!?!? JEEEEEZ

-”Dance” songs aka “Snap Music”… By that I mean a song that’s only purpose is to promote yet ANOTHER new dance. A few every now and then are ok… But I’m from Georgia, and at anyone time there are 17 songs on the radio telling me to do some new dance that looks just like the dance the other song is singing about…

-(an oldie but goodie) The hotdog to bun ratio. Why not sell the same number of each per package?

-how it always seems like the lane I get into in traffic immediately becomes the ’slow lane’ as soon as I get over!

-The word “swag”… It used to be such a cool word… USED to be…

(to be continued… I’m sure)

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